Jess. Jessica. Jessy. whatever. 23 years old and freezing my Texan ass off in Maryland. I have a thing for teen werewolves, hokey boys, superheroes, and a bunch of other dudes in bands. My list is extensive man. Tyler Hoechlin is literally the man of my dreams and Dylan O'Brien is my prince. Scorpio, Slytherin, and ENFP Come talk me porfavor.
Rami Malek is really an icon….there he goes playing main character on a critically acclaimed hacker show….there he is alongside Ben Stiller as a cute pharaoh……there he is in some horror game about wendigos and serial killers or whatever Until Dawn was…….there he is as Freddie Mercury…….what can’t this man do
ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…
Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU
his dad is a cop and he literally fights crime for a living whites stop being RACIST challenge
Also, this is Miles we’re talking about? He would NEVER steal. He was raised right.
Famous heart surgeon’s
office. X-rays of Tony’s torso are laid out on the desk. Tony toys with his Rolex watch,
doesn’t look up once.
HEART SURGEON (poking at the files)
It’s as I said, Mr.
Stark: it’s impossible to remove the reactor without damaging your heart beyond
repair, the shrapnel is lodged way too close to the left coronal artery. You’d die
on the operating table. It’s a damn miracle you survived that first operation, that
doctor of yours must have been a true wizard.
TONY STARK
He had very steady
hands.
HEART SURGEON
Of course, if you
could replace the Palladium with something that doesn’t combust, it’d put an
end to your problem. But I’m no engineer.
TONY STARK (resetting the watch)
How long is left?
HEART SURGEON
Three months. Four
months, tops. Palladium poisoning is very deadly. There’s some medication I can
prescribe you to alleviate the pain if you want.
TONY STARK (with a little hand wave)
Sure, sure. Gimme all
the good stuff.
SURGEON (embarassed, but expectant)
Also, it’s a
bit…weird to ask, but…would you mind donating your body to our institute
after you’re, ehm, gone? Body modifications as heavy as yours are so rare, and it
would be such a valuable input to…
TONY STARK (shoots him a long look and nods after a beat, then wanders off, drumming on his arc reactor)
SURGEON (calling after him)
Best of luck Mr.
Stark!
Watch ticks and ticks.
Ticking of the watch
blends over into heavy metal music. In the limo. Tony lies on the backseat, washes
down meds with alcohol, stares at the glass of scotch resting on his belly.
TONY STARK (casually)
Hey, Happy? Which of
my car d’you like best?
HAPPY HOGAN (over his shoulder)
That’s a hard one,
boss! Eh, well, the R8 is a thing of beauty, but I think I’d pick the Saleen.
The noises that car makes! But in silver, orange isn’t really my thing. Why’d
you ask, boss?
TONY STARK (removes his watch and puts it in his pocket)
Just curious! Let‘s get us to the airport as fast as we can, ok?
to some random point
later in the movie: Saleen S7 in the background, now painted a gleaming silver
mcu / spideyverse crossover where Tony Stark and Peter B Parker meet and immediately start doing That Parent Thing where they just talk about how amazing their kid is in an attempt to one-up the other parent
Peter B: Hey so Miles can shoot electricity out of his hands and turn invisible
Tony: That’s so cool, my Peter kicked the most powerful being in the universe in the face twice :)
Peter B: Miles is the most brilliant street artist you’ll ever meet did you know that?
Tony: Peter developed his own web fluid at fifteen in a school science lab
Peter B: Well my kid-
Peter and Miles in the background: guys guess what we just found out! Neither of us know how to tie our own shoelaces!!!
Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.
How disgusting can someone be
I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy
Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.
Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket
I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.
Reblogging for last comment.
Oh there’s gonna be an actual legitimate party over here. And it’s gonna be lit
bold of you to assume tony would wait for steve to leave it lying around
steve will be lying on his back in the couch swiping through a tablet and tony will stumble into the living room, flop on top of him, and shove his head under steve’s hoodie and practically fall asleep there dead and when steve tries to fight him off tony just blows raspberries into his stomach
“why are you like this,” steve says. tony says steve should have asked himself that before he married him
